do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.

Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."

by WomenEverywhere September 26, 2013

do dirt

engage in gangsta activity, or kill for a gang

"when the OGs tell you to dirt, you better be down."

by steaks December 13, 2003

You do you

Millennial way of passive aggressively telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Oh, you want to pay a lot of money to do something that is genetically impossible? Well then by all means you do you, Mr Jenner.

by Viroodiem February 24, 2019

do not click here

A phrase I made up that has been proven to be ineffective

See above

by kwang May 21, 2003

what do you mean

my stupid friend mackenna said this when I asked her what word I should put on urban dictionary

“what should I put on urban dictionary?”
“what do you mean?”

by captainlizeth March 13, 2018

do the math

(verb) to calculate which option is better or true.

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Let's do the math, If I was black I would've sold half".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007