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IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
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"Hey, did you know person has POSD?"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"
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It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
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Get the Seasonal Ratchet Disorder mug.person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
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