Butterfilled dildo

The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;

Did you buy that new butterfilled dildo?
It's great.
yeah, i'm in love

by tanktoptwisters March 12, 2011

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO.

Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.

by goldfiishie September 4, 2009

dildo

A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.

The gay homosexual faggot, shoved a dildo up his ass

The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina.

Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)

by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 30, 2010

dildo

a toy used by woman to ples themselves

"i used a dildo lst night"

by o ya come on June 17, 2009

dildo cart ride

A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!

Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!

Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum

by Lenes mum January 13, 2008

Dildometer

The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.

Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!

by butt chug January 2, 2016

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008