dick cozy

an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call

I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick cozy.

by domiNick james August 11, 2006

Dick in a Jar

A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

Dick to Face Fight

Aggressive Fellatio

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...

by Asvetic February 27, 2008

Dick Cleavage

A partially visible penis extruding from the waistline of a mans pants. Just like the female equivalent, this can be accidental or on purpose. The most popular sighting of dick cleavage usually involves somebody wearing their pants too low, to the point where you can see the beginning of the person in questions shaft. The less noticed sighting usually occurs when a male achieves an erection and flips it up into his waistband, causing the head of his penis to become dick cleavage.

1. "So on the bus yesterday, when Josh reached up to grab the loop to hold on, his shirt pulled up and everyone saw his dick cleavage."

2. Nobody ever wants to go swimming with Jonah, because he always wears his trunks too low, and we are all tired of looking at his dick cleavage.

by Tit$ McGee November 7, 2009

Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu May 10, 2018