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Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020
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Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
by Bozmund April 16, 2020
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Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.
Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.
by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020
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Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020
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yeetle dacking

When youre so fucked up you make up words to describe how high you are,
by Thadderfapper October 12, 2020
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Triple dicking

When a man has three penises and uses them to crush some major pussy 3 times as fast with 3 times the pleasure.
Damn did you hear about how Chester was triple dicking all those girls the other day?
by RhydonAli November 10, 2020
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Nani dicking

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick
Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking
by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020
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