Dangerous Dave of MCUK

He's a cuntwhore fool faggot whore who thinks he's cool but actually perved over 10 year old girls, and enjoys raping obese goats.

"hello my names dave. I like raping really obese goats, and possibly your mum"

by @eotgfvfgfd May 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016

daveed

A Gay Fat "Boy" being the only male child with 2 sisters. is very lazy and cant do anything. he is said to be gay.

hey look at that daveed over there, he is so gay and lazy.

by jigga15555 July 20, 2011

tiny dave

be afriad

by Jack five August 1, 2003

Double dated

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.

It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....

by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015

Dave

Term for cigarette

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?"
"I'm gonna go have a dave"
"Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"

by The_Illusive_Man February 15, 2010

Daveigh

An annoying hoe.

“Ugh she is such a daveigh”

by I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEF March 9, 2019