crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

by rodzylla February 17, 2013

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013