cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

Cooked

When someone is done for

"I haven't gone to school all year"
"You're cooked"

by clapped duck March 26, 2024

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

cooked

They did a good job at a task

“wow she cooked” after dressing up very nicely

by tiktokslang November 5, 2023

Cook

1. To excel or create success

2. To flame, make fun of

3. A situation which is unacceptable

1a. Let him cook
1b. I'm bout to cook up something nice

2. What are you wearing?! You will be cooked at school!

3a. Five-hundred dollars for school books?! Nah that's cook(ed)
3b. That girl is cook(ed), I'm not dating her.

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023