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Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"
by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023
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captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.
Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.
by Captain Jax Macky February 5, 2010
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Raid o'clock

Derogatory term for the time someone participates in a raid on World of Warcraft MMORPG. Typically implying that the rest of their life is scheduled around such in-game activities.
Is Chris joining us tonight?
No, it's raid o'clock.
by BigCuts April 20, 2011
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blunt o'clock

When its bout that that time to spark a blunt one would say "its blunt o'clock.
Chad- Dude im fiendin for a blaze real bad.

Frank- Feel that man, its definitely blunt o'clock.
by JG92 June 12, 2011
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zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.
Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"
by I can't stand it June 18, 2011
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Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
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Couple o'clock

That time of a night where all the couples go home from a party. This usually results in all the single people staying out to party further.
"Hey, where are Mark and Tracy? And Dave and Leanne?"
"Oh, they all went home about half an hour ago. Couple o'clock came early tonight"
by Radleg January 2, 2012
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