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Chocolate Mongoose

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.
by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017
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Chocolate twisty

When a guy cums in a girl during anal.
Robert just gave Thuy a chocolate twisty.
by Ttlrvq April 2, 2017
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chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.
"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"
by AutumnBlueWylde April 2, 2017
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Chocolate root

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!
by Brettwads August 12, 2017
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chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!
by El horchata August 24, 2017
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Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017
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chocolate dropp

Chocolate Dropp is a fine ass boy he's smart cute cool funny knows how to dress and especially likes to flirt but wen he gets a lady he's down for that girl if they do sum wrong he say fuck em but he smexyy asf too and also wen y'all lady's throws it back he gone fuck y'all shii up just to let u cute lady's know
Damn who's Chocolate Dropp, he's one fine ass boy
by MoneyMann September 13, 2017
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