foreskin cheese

foreskin cheese is when you get back from a long day at the office and you whip out the loo rolls, lotion and laptop and decide to put on the hub. At that moment when you peel your foreskin back you get a bad stench. You look down and see a yellowy-orange substance know as foreskin cheese. Most people throw it away in disgust but I, the alpha male store it in a jar and/or feed it to the homies

"damn, that's some good looking foreskin cheese!" "Don't let your dodgy uncle see it or he will preform oral circumcision on you.

by Jerry McDonald December 3, 2021

Fromunda Cheese

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.

guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"

by mawz February 26, 2003

cheese dick

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

by The Prospect April 30, 2008

cheesing me

When something happens that you think was some bull crap

2k is cheesing me for real

Did that really just happen,that's some cheese

by 2k's words defined November 28, 2016

Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016

Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 3, 2009

bung cheese

The smell that usually comes from a person who has not showered for a couple of days (College students mainly). The smell seems to come from the area of the butt, crotch or Chode!

Dude! You smell straight funky. Like Day old Bung Cheese!!!

by Jager Monstrosity September 29, 2007