Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

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An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

by Sootyjared June 16, 2022

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BIG sad crying noises intensify

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

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Gangster Cry Baby

A person who rolls up complaining about something, raising up, and once confronted, starts crying… in other words, throwing up a gang sign in one hand and a pacifier in the other!

Look at that Gangster Cry baby trying to throw somebody under the bus!

by 2CommasInc June 22, 2022

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Crying

Construction slang for complaining.

Hey man John is crying again. He says nothing getting done y'all because are all lazy fucks

by textman09 February 3, 2026

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Cry Captain

The dramatic meltdown a man has when the one woman he actually liked leaves his seven person rotation, sending him sulking in sadness, FULL HEARTBREAK-TRAP MODE, and long cinematic stares into space like he's suddenly the lead in a music video about consequences.

“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”

by Noth3r2 February 16, 2026

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