cheese helmet 

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

cheese helmet by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

cheese-eating surrender monkey by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004

Cheese nips 

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

Cheese nips by Ill Semar October 1, 2011

cheese nugget

a nugget filled with cheese

guy #1: I'm in the mood for chicken, but i want cheese too, but i want them together...

guy #2: Then have a cheese nugget.

cheese nugget by th3b3$t May 26, 2009

cheese wand 

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

cheese wand by tenbob July 7, 2009

Cheese Runner 

In the act of cutting a pizza, the person takes the knife and cuts it in such a way that after this person is done all the cheese is off the pizza.

Wtf Nick this pizza has gone to waste because you pulled a cheese runner!

Cheese Runner by Dwegener July 24, 2010

cheese nazi

A derogatory term for cultures that use an abundance of cheese to make their dishes taste good. Namely Hispanic, some northern Italian. French-born slang that caught on in the early 1990's.

Amelio Sanchez is a cheese nazi.

cheese nazi by jessica tate August 15, 2010