Burrito Buddy

A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.

If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.

My Burrito Buddy satisfied me in more ways than one.

by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022

burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn

Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super

by dicktobert June 7, 2022

Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022

Burrito Fairy

When a woman of Hispanic descent suddenly becomes thick seemingly overnight, especially after being attractive and skinny throughout her life

She was really hot until the Burrito Fairy paid a visit.

by Edgy72 June 28, 2022

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022