One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.
by L_Hol October 14, 2019

A boy who is handsome loves a girl who's sexy but doesn't fall for him but will when they go to school together
by Old gypsie lady June 26, 2017

by misu_micchii April 18, 2021

Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011

Brunette guy that someone likes for no reason and looks british with the name thomas, often many people think hes ugly
by Jskskdk February 3, 2023
