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James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
James Bond by James Barley December 25, 2013
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scare bond 

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed
scare bond by rubypearl October 11, 2016

sex-bond 

Not wanting to break up with someone just because of good sex.
I don't get it how are these two still in a relationship when they are fighting all the time!
It's because of a sex-bond. If they hadn't had a good sex life, they'd broken up.
sex-bond by KayKay48 May 28, 2016

Ball Bondage 

Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.
Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"

Beijing bondage 

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
Beijing bondage by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Jayden bond 

Cute darkskin has a nice body knows how to speak to women and good at sports . and can eat a mean plate of ads cheeks .
Jayden bond must be a winner
Jayden bond by Jejehh August 7, 2017

james bond it 

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.
james bond it by unknownriot September 18, 2017