Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

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Bechir/Béchir

Béchir (bay) (sheer) is a selfless soul who constantly gives more than he receives. He is Extremely reliable and loyal, the soldier you want next to you for any battle. Adventurous, spontaneous, has a poetic heart and can be the life of the party if he chooses. Extremely creative, and has many hidden talents. A problem solver, a lover of life and love.

I’m pretty sure Bechir/Béchir got me this gift.

by Haitianlove November 24, 2021

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Bbych3rs

Bbych3rs is the nicest fanpage on tiktok that are a fanpage of charli and they are known for switching their coloring every week and for their shoutouts

Hay bro have you hear of the tiktoker Bbych3rs

NO I HAVNT

well you should

by Dobado March 6, 2022

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