Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023

BRAZILLIAN bubble bath

Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.

Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax

“One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”

by Uncle kracker April 4, 2024

Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you

I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!

by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024