A generous Jew is an oxymoron. No such thing can exist and if such a thing did happen to exist, the universe would implode upon itself. There fore it is the government's job to make sure this never happens by eliminating all Jews that show signs of generosity.
by #420blazin/360 no scope February 20, 2016
A 'Jew-venir' example would be a free map of the zoo you are visiting or a bag of goodies for attending an event. Simply something to bring home with you that wasn't purchased. Jew-venir
by DJKevKel October 21, 2010
by Etherealmist February 07, 2007
(noun) The language of a present day, non-jewish individual who is so cheap one would think Hitler himself was being resurrected.
Susan wouldn't shut up last night with all her Jew Slang...next thing I know we're at the tennis court collecting balls in a santa hat for the dogs because she's too cheap to buy balls OR a bag!
by ECSP September 29, 2010
Greedy, dishonest person who takes advantage of the situation in a financial transaction.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.
Refers to how Jacob in the old testament cheated his brother out of his birthrights.
Derogatory about rich jews who got their riches by cheating others.
by shonny September 26, 2007
a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".
by LimpingPsycho December 08, 2008
The term used to describe somebody's nose when it is bigger then their penis. A jew nose is usually 4-6 inches long. If your friend has a small penis his nose may not actually be a jew nose.
Person 1: "Joe's nose is massive!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."
by Chill_jew June 10, 2016