curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

SLAW Dick

Stupid Lame Ass Whiney Dick!

Stop complaining, you are becoming a SLAW Dick.

by jhizzy76 February 17, 2023

Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Dick Broom

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.

Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.

by red like roses May 25, 2015

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016

revenge dick

1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.

Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.

by TemperanceIsabella May 18, 2016

Dagger Dick

Dagger dick is a word used to describe a long, yet somewhat skinny penis.

Person 1: yo, you see that interview with Xxxtentacion?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a dagger dick

by Yourgirlnenni May 6, 2018