April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

April 11

National run up to someone and hug and/or kiss them.

You see someone your meeting and run to them

Them: what are you doing

You:it’s April 11
Them: oh right

Then you hug or mxke out

by Ok:) April 11, 2022

19 April

National suck your boyfriend's dick day.
You have to suck your boyfriend's dick on April 19th

Girl: Hey how are you?
Boy: Bad!
Girl: It's 19 April

-get down on knees and start sucking boyfriend's dick-

by Bsksosns April 19, 2022

April 25

National Chess day. Very kewl

Him: Happy april 25!
Me: Yay chess day!!!!!!!!
them: stfu

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 April 25, 2023

April 24th

International Josh day.
What started as a meme, soon turned into a reality on April 24th, 2021, where hundreds of people named Josh met up and battled it out with pool noodles, leaving a 4 year old from Lincoln, Nebraska to win, and the OG Josh Swain from Arizona winning the name, defeating Josh Swain in Omaha, Nebraska at a rock, paper, scissors competition, making him change his last name to "Slain"

"Whats April 24th?"
"Oh, thats international josh day"

by Anastasiaaaaaaaaa April 24, 2021

April 6th

On this glorious day the HOTTEST OF THE HOTTEST girls are born. They are not only hot but sexy, smart, amazing personality and beautiful inside and out. If your lucky enough to ever meet a girl born on April 6th don’t let her go. She’s the best thing around and will make ur life 10x better no doubt.

Damn did you see Gianna’s birthday post today… I think I’m gonna marry her. Every year on April 6th she just gets more and more perfect.

by Mattconnors001 November 23, 2021

April 30

People born on April 30 are stubborn, savage, baddies, awesome, superior, adventurous, fun, and great

If you have a friend born on April 30 you are lucky to have such a friend.

by Taurusbitch November 13, 2020