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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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wolf alpha

Usually starts with a m or h she / he is fire 🔥 born and you will know when you find one but in your life time you probably will not here is how you know quite but sometimes accidentally showts things out but usually has 1 or 2 friends but DON'T TRY TO FIGHT THEM !!!
Strong slik and can win you over weather it's your heart or your life wolf alpha names like mack Hana halee mark and more
by 🐺❤ January 15, 2018
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tyler1 alpha af

A fucking 12 years old kid trapped in a 22 years old man body who get angry every time he dies in a video game by making stupid mistakes. He is also known by his 200+ IQ and his quality content.
Lol, tyler1 is alpha af.
Have you seen that play? That was tyler1 alpha af
by I fucked your mother last week February 8, 2018
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Try-hard Alpha Wannabe

Men that, because of societal, parental, and/or environmental pressure to make part of the stereotypical hyper-masculine men in their childhoods, often needs to mock other people down to inflate their ego and hide their insecurities, fearing judgmental looks from society for not being “masculine enough”.

Their targets are mostly men that do not fit in the stereotype, such as soy boys, male feminists, betas, nerds, ETC. Making disrespectful commentaries about their life, and how they're not “manly” enough. While also constantly picks up unnecessary and meaningless fights with others that can easily be solved with dialog.

They're also extremely defensive by the simplest of jokes about them, such as a friend ironically calling them gay, or saying no homo next to him. While often consider themselves as “conservatives” or “alt-right”, which contributes to the stereotype that makes the entire movement look bad.

They can often be seen sharing posts about what a “true men” really is and sometimes say heavy sexist things about women.
"Why don't you leave this guy alone, try-hard alpha wannabe? you're only making a fool of yourself by mocking him down!"
by My_Boy July 21, 2020
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Pi Kappa Alpha

Get the most girls, have the most fun and the other frats are jealous.
Pi kappa Phi=the gay fraternity, Pi Kappa Alpha= The Straight Fraternity that definatly gets the most girls.
by True to the Word February 22, 2011
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Sigma Alpha Epsilon

They are the largest national fraternity, however most chapters are composed of complete tools. Their nickname is SAE, and they have earned the more popular nickname Sexual Assault Expected due to the fact that they drug every person who comes through their door and rape them. It is also a common fact that you must be wearing at least 3 popped collars at any given time when you are a member, or you can be subjected to judicial hearings. This is to keep the image of SAE as "tool" as possible. They enjoy throwing beer bottles at their partners after Spring Jam too after they win.
APhi girl: Hey, so I went to Sigma Alpha Epsilon last night.

Other girl: Did the guy wearing seven popped collars decide to rape you again?

APhi girl: I don't remember, they drugged me again as I walked through the door.

Other girl: What fucking tools.
by IHateLions March 14, 2010
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lambda chi alpha

A group of butt fucking cock suckers who pretend they're straight while circle jerking to Cold play music.
by Bobby Thomas December 14, 2006
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