swing change

a saying used by golfers and baseball players for taking a shit
i gotta get back to the club house i need a swing change
by emoney69 January 12, 2015
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Dooky change

1) An amount of money that is less than a dollar, consisting of coins.

2) An undesirable amount of change that you can't really buy anything with.
A)
"Yeah, I was standing at the counter and she handed me back some Dooky change. What am I supposed to do with that?"

B)
Person 1- "Let's go to the strip club!"
Person 2- "No way man those girls aren't worth Dooky change."
by Brandon Mc January 13, 2008
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Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.
This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP May 01, 2019
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Government Time Change Time

when the government tries to convince you that you're "saving" time during daylight "savings" time. the true lions will rise and not kiss big uncle sam's feet!! the goverment is taking our time away at our prime and then giving it back with a little bow on it!! they are trumanizing us all!! wake up sheeple.
Daylight "Savings" Time is the spawn of all earthy evil. We should rename it Government Time Change Time (GTCT), rise now warriors of time!!
by trumanizedcaptive November 06, 2022
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meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.
Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.
by Rbylat01 March 28, 2021
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Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...
Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.
When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.
by snigglefitz November 28, 2019
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