when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
Get the last-minute lisamug. The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.
Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.
Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.
Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."
by Mack34 August 12, 2024
Get the Chaldean Minutemug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the 104 Beat Per Minute Is Gossamermug. Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
Get the last-minute paging-cancelmug. Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute
by bayster127 June 30, 2019
Get the Juan Minutemug. by Captain za October 27, 2023
Get the 45 minutesmug. The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
Get the Adult minutemug.