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free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.
Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."
by Jako Kot September 30, 2008
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free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.
That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...
by Guy 99 August 20, 2010
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Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity
by Anton1990 May 15, 2014
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Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.
Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?
by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018
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$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!
How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”
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Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone
I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.
by thelaird1 October 27, 2010
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free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )
"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"
by pavot pavot July 12, 2009
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