Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.
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I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
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