My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Charcoal Pony

Name for AN improv troupe in town. Members tend to migrate and hunt as a pack, maybe become hostile if offered tequilla.

Chad: Yo, did you hear that Charcoal Pony group had a show last night?
Karen: Yeah! I was there. Prudes didn't accept my suggestion of "porn".
Chad: Seriously? What jerks.

by The AwkwardTree February 29, 2020

Pony

A super Hott blued eyed blond with big breast. Usually a cougar but can be a younger woman. She’s usually found parading around the bar looking for a stud to service her.

Hey! Look at that pony parading for us.

by kennclie August 26, 2019

pony tic

A pony tail that's barely there. A very short pony tail.

Oh wow, she has a pony tic. It's squeezing the mess out of her brains!

by Klass Klown June 6, 2016

stay gold, pony girl

do your thing & respect yourself

“your body different… stay gold, pony girl”

by sretaw, trebor July 12, 2022

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

trophy pony

A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.

Desiree OD'd at Tanya's house. Definitely her trophy pony.

by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013