zombie 

A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.

God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.

zombie by Ken Liang October 1, 2006

Walking Zombie 

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

Walking Zombie by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Marvel zombie 

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

Marvel zombie by ñiu July 11, 2016

Zombie-Video 

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.

The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.

Zombie-Video by Weeble-Wabble March 15, 2010

Zombief00d 

The best person at COD and all other video games. No argument.

Jack: You are better then zzirGrizz .

Zombief00d: shut up worthless dirt TROLOLO.

Zombief00d by 854163279 April 21, 2011

Zombie 

A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.

Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!

Zombie by grishamxelle August 12, 2011

Zombie Snow 

Slang for cocaine

"It's not a party without some Zombie Snow!"

Zombie Snow by Zombie Snowman October 21, 2011