You had to be there

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.

Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

by Yer MOM10000 August 9, 2009

You've been gnomed

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!

by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019

You are on the way to destruction

The oft-heard threat of Cats, an apparent android who enjoys setting people up the bomb, and owning all their base.

How are you gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us!
You are on the way to destruction!
There is no chance to survive make your time!
Ha ha ha ha!

by BCal November 18, 2003

You sold

It is when your teammate makes a mistake that causes your team to lose the match or the game.

You sold the game!!!!!

by BLSS_Toaster October 9, 2019

you're so money

You're so awesome; You're so fantastic; You're so cool; You're so likable; Used to great effect in the 1996 movie Swingers by Vince Vaughn (Trent) and Patrick Van Horn (Sue).

You're so money and you don't even know it. Now, go out there and get some digits from her. I know she digs you. You're so money man!! You're money!!

by pinkfloyd8973 April 10, 2010

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016