wizambonculus

When an extremely krazy kool kevent happens, and gives every small penis man a medium size penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland.

Person 1: "Woah man, a krazy kool kevent just happened and i got a medium sized penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland ".
Person 2: "Woah man, that's wizambonculus"

by nick_thegreek April 13, 2024

WITAT

Acronym: What in the Andrew Tate
It’s a WTF, specifically related to toxic Alpha douchebag masculinity, often emitted on social media or in public settings.

Generally promotes “domesticating” women, sometimes violently or sexually; how to be a “real man”; how to be a leader by being an “alpha male” anything else is weakness etc

Guy 1: wow are you crying man? Oh your ovaries are affecting your MENtal health? Give me a break. Sack up.
Literally everyone else: What in the Andrew Tate is your problem man???

Bro1 texting: Dude you just need to put her in her place. Remind her that you’re the boss and she should be fucking grateful she has you to think for her.
Bro2: dude. WITAT?!

by milf_90210 May 4, 2024

wizardo

The ultimate Incel who can get a GF simply because he's too dumb and not attractive enough to be a himbo.

"Did you see chuck over there, he's still in 9th grade algebra. lol what a Wizardo"

by WizardoTheFool May 8, 2024

Wizardo

Wizardo is the name of a super cool guy who really likes bunnies and also sonic. Wizardo loves dark souls and will always ask you to play with him. Wizardo is very good and based and is the best at moderating discord servers.

Wizardo is so cool. I wish I could be as cool as him.

by osamumeowzai May 8, 2024

Wizardchan

A infamous imageboard that is well known for raiding Twitch streamers, specifically Jackbox, skribbl.io and other streams, including those with open voice chat where anyone can join. They collaborate with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Crystal Cafe.

(Take this chat of a stream: "Playing jackbox with viewers!" by "Hilarymoon92", a transgender person. This is ONLY for educational purposes.)
Normal chatter: How do I join?
Raider #1: TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
Raider #2: HEY HILARYMOON92! You are living at (insert address here), (real name). We're going to send the pizza for the lulz! Don't EVER be a tranny.
Raider #1: LULZ!!! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT YOU! (Insert link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about hilarymoon92)
Normal chatter: wtf?
Raider #2: >wtf YOU'RE A TRANNY! DOX HIM WIZARDS!
Snitch: Hey, I know who's raiding you, it's wizardchan.
Raider #1: Well let's go. Our work is done since there's a snitch.
Raider #2: It's over.. :(
Normal chatter: omg thank you (username of the snitch)!
Snitch: You're welcome. Seems like they are raiding another streamer, I'll snitch on them.

by Brad Marge May 23, 2024

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.

Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.

by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024