A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing

I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

National Send Nudes Week

National Send Nudes Week is from the 20th of April to the 27th, send your partners or close friend nudes everyday for a week!

Friend 1: Hey! It’s National Send Nudes Week, we’ve got to send nudes to each other every day for one week So send some nudes.
Friend 2: Really? Send nudes.

by Swoooozy April 19, 2019

Varsity 106 Week

the last week of march is a week where every varsity 106 wrestler recieves a hug from a female. A male must say “oinkily doinkily” 3x to the wrestler!

Hey man its Varsity 106 Week, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily, Oinkily doinkily,

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024

Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022