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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk
“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”
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Dry-watching

“Dry-watching” - watching your tv show or movie without alcohol.
Dry-watching
- Want to watch the latest episode of our show tonight?

- Do we have any wine? I don’t want to dry-watch it.
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watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.
"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."
by noodlez124 April 26, 2014
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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.
My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.
by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
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