watch survivor

(n.) a term of code for when a person absences themselves from their spouse/partner for a night to engage in sexual intercourse (usually anal) with a previous partner(s)

Natasha: Hi Dean, don't wait up for me. I'm going to Sam's house to watch survivor.

by Vlad281 June 24, 2016

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

meme-watching

The fine art of looking at memes.

I've been meme-watching since 2012.

by Enleno June 3, 2019

retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

Whale watching

When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.

Bro I heard you went whale watching yesterday

by Alohaxmahea February 10, 2017

International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga

Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!

by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021