I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
Get the Bird watching mug.The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo mug.It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.
A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023
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Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
by mem1 April 26, 2022
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by bedgio? April 14, 2024
Get the Wanna watch Kamen Rider? mug.An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.
Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.
Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.
by Jerry Red July 5, 2023
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by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012
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