You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
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Get the Rogue Wank mug.A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
by UnMythic September 19, 2021
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Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
Get the wank and run mug.A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.
Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or
"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
by n8frompap January 3, 2018
Get the Tongue Wank mug.When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
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