wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.

pardon my french, but u are a wanker

by doodie hole July 15, 2018

Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 28, 2010

Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card

*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!

by Kaz31 August 6, 2013

full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick

What a wanker.

by anonymous June 9, 2021