Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

by xicetraex January 30, 2010

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

Wallerin

To roll around in or on anything, while enjoying the hell out of it.

Uncle Scrooge loves wallerin in his big ass vault of gold.

by Crack Bar Waller June 23, 2009

patty walters is a chode

Patty Walters is a chode. That’s it.

“Patty Walters is a chode!”

by ch3y1226 November 3, 2017

Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009