Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

by Brandi February 18, 2007

Validify

What some people say when they mean validate.

"I spoke to the mayor to validify what i had read in the paper."
"Dude that word has no business existing, you mean validate."

by El~Zilcho November 12, 2007

Valentine's Day

A commercialized holiday that is designed to make you and your "significant other" fall in love even more. Or, gives you the opportunity to tell your "crush" that you love them and what not. But really just ends up making 90% of the population depressed and lonely. Also causing a lot of girls to get typical gifts with no originality whatsoever because they advertise every girl wanting a rose and a box of chocolates.

Him: "Here honey I bought you a dozen roses"
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.

by Amer February 14, 2005

Valve Fanboy

Anyone who thinks valves games are the best ever and thinks any other game is bad.

Person: Hey, did you hear about that new fps game?

Valve Fanboy: OMG THAT SUX CS SOURCE ROX!

by Adam13131313 September 25, 2009

Valerie

Often beautiful and intelligent, ladies with this name also have the gift of patience and kindness. They often place others before themselves, which makes them the best kind of friend to rely on. Though passive, they aren't afraid to stand up for what they believe in and often hold their loved ones close to their hearts; their friends especially. Once you fall for one, or become close to them, you'll never regret it.

"Hey, did you know Valerie helped out at the soup kitchen?"

by skii4life February 5, 2010

Nick Valensi

heroin chic skinny guitarist for the strokes.
has nice hair.

nick valensi
has nice hair.

by julie October 1, 2003

Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

by Al Benedict February 5, 2008