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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur
Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass
by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021
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Twitter

“Twitter is hell
by 6942002496 November 1, 2021
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Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.
Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"
by g2em4 July 11, 2023
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Twitter

A place to find dumb shit like fights shooting sex news and more its pretty fucking gay.
Twitter A dumb fucking place used for whatever content you can think of
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Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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