twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.

dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.

by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021

Twitter

don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic

Person: Hi I'm new to twitter
Person: Don't care + YB better + Ratio

by Yung money mint February 24, 2022

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Twitter

A toxic wasteland full of bad takes, soft people, and people who cancel you for something 60 years ago.

Oh no I got canceled on Twitter for making a joke 50 million years ago

by xdgamerman420 July 17, 2022

spicy twitter

a nicer way to say twitter porn

becky: omg i love spicy twitter.
ruby: what’s that ??
becky: twitter porn.

by puthy_slayer February 24, 2022

Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022