8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2022

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).

"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

by Bestil August 25, 2025

turn you into a lollipop

When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

by BL110 May 15, 2021

turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024

Left turn

Things never go as planned

Last night the party took a left turn lad.

by Emlyn wynne January 24, 2021

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022