tubely

noun; the ship name between tanner wanner and oobleck

did you see tubely’s wedding?

by vempy January 29, 2022

Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.

Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!

by Tubejockey February 11, 2022

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

tube feet

the flexible blood vessels on an echinoderm which usually have glorified plungers at the end, used for locomotion, or for grabbing objects, in the case of the halloween urchin.

P1: i am afraid of starfish.

P2: why are you afraid of starfish?
P1: the tube feet makes me uncomfortable.

by definitionsguy19 February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026

Tube sox

One who thinks to highly of themselves and wants to know how they look naked, when you didn't even want to see anything and am messed up over it. But all you see is to kinda flat cylinders down to about her belly button definetley down past her high waisted thong a good bit. It's all good though you got tube sox I got goddess nipples too they just on D's.

1."Why'd you do that tube sox?"
2."I had to tell her tube sox."
3." If she didn't force her tube sox on me this woldn't have happened!"

by MoiraJane DeCay March 12, 2026