Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.

by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

Bin tits

Tits that sag more than 10cm but less than 30cm and have dinner plate sized ariolas.

Check out her bin tits, I wouldnt fuck her but id still blow the back of her throat out

Hey Gazza!, Check out them droopy bin tits!

No way, I'm not motorboating those in tits

by ox box January 18, 2016

man tits mcgee

A small boy with overly sized man tits ridiculed by others. People that often ridicule them are called Matt and are sometimes very offensive

Yo man tits McGee

by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017

Cum tissue

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank

I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 5, 2016

fugazi tits

Fake tits

Check out those fugazi tits to your 6

by schissler September 18, 2017

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017