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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
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ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
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Tinkerbell Punch

When one punches a lady in the breast region. Often for reasons of malice and annoyance, and leading to a slight discomfort in the nipple area.
"Susan is such a bitch, she tinkerbell punched me the other day for calling her sister a slut. My nips hurt like hell!"
by Bdarnz May 5, 2014
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tockerpointment

When you go to Tockers house and he promises your pork burgers and then gets drunk and refuses to cook you pork burgers. A real problem that affects 1 in 4471000 New Zealanders.
Me: Hey bro make me pork burgers

Tocker: ok soon

Me: hey bro wheres the burgers at

Tocker: fuck yo couch nigga

me: I feel tockerpointment
by skodynads May 14, 2015
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tinkerbitty

An older woman, who likes to party. Collects random things such as rocks, doesn't have a job, and probably attended woodstock. Usually has a few tattoos, wears opals and turquoise jewelry. Listens to a lot of Beatles and has small feet and hands. Wears hair down or braided. Could be mistaken as a gypsy or a hippie.
Friend: Yo, your mom is so cool.
Me: Yeah, she's a tinkerbitty.
by a.wall86 March 13, 2016
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Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
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Tucker

A person who no matter what they say, you'll always forgive because for some reason you care for him so much
by Weird Perfection November 26, 2016
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