Well iJosh

A xbox faggot how thinks they’re cool when they’re actually just a random gay boy

“stop being such a f***ing WIJ (well ijosh)

by SenkiBenki January 28, 2022

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well, that nappened...

This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.

Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."

by von groovy September 11, 2024

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medicine you digest so well lately

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

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well book

Is another autospell nightmare turned good. On the 1st gen Nokia if you typed the word cool on the numeric pad it would often autocorrect to "book".

Those sneakers are well book

by Theneverready March 16, 2020

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well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

by danktle September 6, 2020

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