by Dirtydanxpinhead May 19, 2018
Get the Poon mug.1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy
I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon
2. Poon: Goofy
I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon
I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!
The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao
The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao
by jamaculent June 24, 2019
Get the Poon mug.Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
Get the Porcu-poon mug.Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.
Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim
by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019
Get the Poon mug.when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
Get the looming the poon mug.a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019
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