Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

by MC WURD October 8, 2016

Jordan and Pam

a couple of true love that were born to be together.

That boy and girl in the park were definately a Jordan and Pam

by mark fitz October 23, 2008

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

Jordan Syndrome

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012

provezoe (jordan)

jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊

zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!

by cooter fairy June 30, 2021

Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018