robert e clark MIDdle school

this school is full of pure chaos!! welcome to bonner where we have principles that expel people for no reason!! not to mention the school lunch…

fights, weed, nic, thots, emos you name it bonner has it all

don’t forget ab the horible sports. the football teams haven’t had a winning record since 201

-gavin mf schierbaum<3

robert e clark MIDdle school is an “amazing school for gifted students” 💀

by gavinschhierbaum69 February 12, 2022

Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!

by buttercup518 May 25, 2013

Logan Roberts

The most handsome and sweetest boy in the world. A pure gentleman who will walk his girlfriend to the door, give her forehead kisses, and rub her feet when she doesn’t feel good. Logan will do anything to protect and make sure no one messes with his girlfriend.

“Logan Roberts is such a good guy”
“Yeah, he treats his girl like a queen”

by Immadpor May 24, 2022

robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023

Robert

A Robert is the best person, friend or boyfriend in the world he is smart but acts dumb, he is drop-dead gorgeous, yet denies it and if you ever insult him or do him wrong he will apologise even if he is right, he gives the best advice for your benefit knows how, when and why he says it and an amazing kisser, many think of him as cocky, stuck up and a fuckboy in some case but those who really know him see that he's not he is not popular and usually shy and introvertive around strangers but he is definitely admired by everyone. and the greatest part of all ladies, trust me from experience he is amazing in bed because he still shows love towards you and not what you'd expect him to be staring at if you are ever privileged to have him in your life don't be foolish NEVER LET GO, MARRY HIM

Girl 1: UHH, I yelled at Robert because I said I need space and now that he gave me space, I regret letting him go I hope he forgives me.
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING

by DREAMBOYS4REAL!!! July 31, 2020