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Pineapple Hairs

That green stuff at the top of a pineapple? What are they even called?

It's called pineapple hairs!
by Ali Rxse June 16, 2020
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Pineapples

A tropical fruit with with a big rigid top
Gary uses pineapples for personal pleasure on lonely nights.
by Lalabbygurl June 9, 2018
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Pineapples

Gay Femboy Pineapples
by Jay(AAS) November 23, 2023
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pineapple

by nilethe146 August 28, 2014
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Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
by Bigteenus March 19, 2021
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Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.
by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
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