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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav May 16, 2006
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Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.
"Damn, she's got a nice muff"
by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021
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Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 20, 2020
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muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
by andrew junior March 12, 2020
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muff-puff

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.
by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018
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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
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