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Last Rizzmas

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS RIZZMAS TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZY (RIZZY)
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 13, 2024
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Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022
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last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin
(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin
by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021
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Last Season Syndrome

A television show airing the final season of the series and it being terrible/underwhelming.
Did you see the final season of Game of Thrones? Was a serious case of Last Season Syndrome.
by Messiah17 July 26, 2022
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last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.
“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”
by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024
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Last Suppering

When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."
Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.
by TuckeredOut December 7, 2020
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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